Walking through Barnes and Noble on an extended lunchbreak, I noticed yet another damn haiku book. People everywhere are just throwing some syllables together and calling it a "collection" (and making a pretty penny off of it too, I'd imagine!).
So after participating in Secret Santa this week at work, I discovered I'm a pretty darn good poet. Here is a sample of "collected works" that you can expect to see in my first published book of poetry. And if I know you, I will personally sign your copy.
Untitled #1
Oh Secret Santa,
Who are you?
You read my blogs,
I know you do.
You leave me clues,
About the things I write.
Unless a myspace "friend"
Has given you insight....
Untitled #2
I broke my washing machine,
It's making a loud racket.
I put too much inside it,
Like a down comforter, and a jacket.
I can even change forms. I'm so versatile....
haiku #1
This font is wacked out.
Bold and italic won't leave.
Stupid computer.
haiku #2
Scooby-Dooby Doo
you are in my living room
solving mysteries
That's all. Just a little taste to leave y'all wanting more.
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3 comments:
More, More! How can I use this information to help your secret santa?
oh, I don't know, but I'm sure you'll find a way!!!
I'll give you a free copy of my book when it is released for public viewing.
Dude that is HILARIOUS!!! I hope your secret santa read this ... or it was leaked out by a little dazy birdy :) I definitely want more ... hmmm maybe u are my secret santa u are the only one I am suspicious of!!
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